CrimeFile #8
"i vaped in the disabled toilet and when the deputy walked in i pretended i was crying about a maths test. got let off with a hug."
— Anon · Year 10
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The Files
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Every secret, every cooked move, every "i was the one who…" that the boys never said out loud. Drop yours. Read theirs.
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SnitchFile #13
"i know who took the basketballs. they're under the year 12 common room couch. been there since term 1. you're welcome mr.g."
— Anon · Year 12
CrimeFile #5
"the 'mystery smell' in the year 8 lockers is my PE socks from term 1. they're still in there. they have a name now. his name is Geoffrey."
— M · Year 8
Glow UpFile #6
"i sold one zooper dooper for $5 during the heatwave and made $80 in a single lunch. tax free. canteen lady give me a job."
— The Plug · Year 10
CrimeFile #15
"i triggered the vape detector on purpose using deodorant just to watch the year 7s panic. funniest 8 minutes of my life."
— Anon · Year 11
Glow UpFile #3
"i sprayed half a can of Lynx Africa in the change rooms before period 3. miss had to open every window."
— K · Year 9
Glow UpFile #10
"my gym pump is one set of bicep curls in the toilet mirror before i flex on the way to english. yes you noticed. yes it worked."
— Anon · Year 11
RomanceFile #7
"i have a massive crush on the girl from MLC i sit next to on the 461. i've been pretending to read the same book for 4 weeks. she's caught on."
— Anon · Year 11
CrimeFile #1
"i clog the D-block sinks with paper towels every recess. it's my art."
— BJ · Year 7
CookedFile #9
"i've never opened my textbook. i bring it for the term photo and put it straight back in my locker. been doing this since year 7."
— Anon · Year 9
Glow UpFile #14
"i wear my older brother's faded year 12 jersey even though i'm in year 9. yes everyone knows. no i won't stop."
— Anon · Year 9
CookedFile #2
"my edge up has been crispy for 3 weeks straight, i'm too scared to go back to the barber. just letting it grow into a helmet."
— Anon · Year 10
CrimeFile #11
"i told mr.h the 3D printer was already broken when i got there. i broke it. with a ruler. don't ask why."
— Anon · Year 10
CookedFile #4
"i fake an ankle injury every single PE because i can't run the beep test without dying. the trainer knows. she lets me."
— Anon · Year 11
CookedFile #12
"i ate a whole sausage roll meant for the fundraiser tray. then went back and bought one. balance restored."
— Anon · Year 8